feelmybutt:

I’M A FUCKING GIRL AND I STILL DON’T GET WHY WE ARE SO MEAN TO EACHOTHER LIKE GUYS JUST PUNCH EACHOTHER IN THE FACE AND THEY ARE CIVIL AND WHEN GIRLS FIGHT IT LASTS FOR WEEKS AND THEY HATE EACHOTHER FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES AND I BET WHEN THEY SEE EACHOTHER IN HEAVEN ONE OF THEM IS GOING TO BE LIKE OH HELL NO FUCK THIS I CAN’T BE IN HEAVEN WITH THIS BITCH I’M GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL AND TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU TO HITLER BYE


afrosinspace:

slay-z:

feliciashanay:

kingerock288:

str8nochaser:

OMG…. I BLAME LUVVIE FOR THIS. 

Morgan Freeman’s Poetry Corner: Ray J’s “I Hit It First”


bury me not on the lone prairie, because I am DEAD. 

Oh you niggas ain’t shit for this. 

Jesus some one serenade my funeral cause I’m dead.

BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I’m fuckin crying!!!!

bye


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iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

deeperstateofmind:

msdevindanielle:

averypotterurl:

neildegrassetyson:

Who is the most attractive US president of all time?

It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln 

THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS

IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES

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#MORE LIKE RUTHERFORD B. HEEEEEEYYYYYYY HOW /YOU/ DOIN’

*spits out drink*

is it just me or does he kind of look like

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How to unlock a car with a shoelace.

bakerstreetsdoctor:

aliciasw0nderland:

Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.

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Slide it through the small opening of the car door.

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Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.

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TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007

reblogging for future references

YES

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yeahxdatsme:

everyday i ask the lord.

why didn’t you bless with me a big ass stripper booty?

then he said.

because you wasn’t gone act right. hell you don’t even act right with the ass you got now.

& then i’m like.

well you gotta use what you got to get what you want.

& he was like, tru.

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